What the fuck? This isn’t the Minecraft I know. This is one big clusterfuck of bad textures and stolen ideas from mods. Back in the good ‘ole days of Minecraft Alpha, and even before that, everything was perfect. It was so simple, and not all that hard to master; the sky was your limit. Nowadays, I have to worry about tripwires and fucking… starving? How is that Minecraft? Fuck you Jeb. Fuck you, Notch. You ruined your own creation for most fans. Minecraft is ruined forever for me.

I’m going to be alone forever ;_;

Um, sir.
Where’s the fucking chair.

(via thesopapo)

littlekestrel:

sweet, sweet dicks in my mouth

littlekestrel:

sweet, sweet dicks in my mouth

(via ladyflorida)

thisisdorian:

YOLO is getting old. Aim for infinity!

thisisdorian:

YOLO is getting old. Aim for infinity!

(via kninj)

The crowd is yours, audience is full. You made the slip, now take the fall.

So, uh. I text 3 people just to ask what’s up

1 resonse

“Ew you’re a loser”

Bye self esteem

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And the year drags on… It’s already Easter, guys!

ArtistC418
TitleDry Hands
AlbumMinecraft - Volume Alpha

whyamisogay:

Zuko, baby <3

(via kyashadowstar)

magical happy books

askenderbro:

[Enderbro]: aww these stories are boring

and these ladies should put on some clothes or they’re going to get cold

maybe they can’t afford clothes

Steve why do you have all these books about women in poverty

Steve those are mine give them back

To those who have served, are serving, or who are going to serve, thank you.